Yarrrgh matey, ye've been boarded!
Prepare to be gutted with laughs, quartered by puns, and walk the plank of ARRRRRS! Today we carry 833 jokes below deck!
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Treat yer scurvy with a pirate joke!
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Thar be plenty more where that came from!Fire starboard! Another joke!
these pirate haikus, yarrrgh:
loot, plunder, rob, steal
today's financial markets
pirates are ideal
Captain Karikas
has a real job, however...
Yarrrgh! Not today, mates!
September 19
yer scurvy hide walks the plank
if I hear no "ARRRrrrgghhh"s!
sea air fills me' beard
glistening cutlass prevails
yarrgh, silly ninja
I be more pirate
yer salty hide can't outdo
my two eyepatches
a pirate off-guard
speak of the steering wheel joke
aye, it saves the day