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On November 8, 2006, regular scallywag Flip Zigger said:
What's a pirate's favorite book?
HARRRRRRRRRRy Potter!
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From: Drek Johansen
On November 6, 2006, one-eyed Aaron said:
Where did the space pirate fight at?
The Death Starrrrrrrrgghh!
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From: YO-HOs-BIG
On November 6, 2006, captain Black Beardy the Pirate said:
Who's Aladdin's least favorite pirate?
JaFARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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From: Cody
On November 4, 2006, the dreaded Connarrrrrrr! said:
What did the pirate say to his llama?
Tina! You fat larrrrrd! Come get some dinner!
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From: Napoleon Dynamite [I made the joke myself though]
On October 31, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Wiggy said:
Why do pirates like treasure?
Because it spARRRkles!
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From: My sick, twisted pirate mind!