Pirate Jokes be here, mateys!
Welcome aboard ye scurvy International Talk Like A Pirate Day bilge rats!
Treat yer scurvy with a pirate joke!Thar be plenty o' joke booty here, the finest of the seven seas.
On August 10, 2007, chumbucket lickin' The-Captin-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named said:
One pirate said to his fellow crewmate, "Arrrgh, that be a fine looking hook and peg leg ye got for ye'self!"
The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and arm and a leg!"
The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and arm and a leg!"
Fire starboard! Another joke!
Check out the Captain's Blarrrg, last written on September 19, 2016:
" Ahoy matey, and another happy Talk Like a Pirate Day to ye! We've swabbed the deck with some new pirate jokes, full of AYE-Phones and Uberrrrrrrrrs,..." See more!
Yarrrgh matey, ye've been boarded!
Prepare to be gutted with laughs, quartered by puns, and walk the plank of ARRRRRS!
Today we carry 1,066 jokes below deck!