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On November 8, 2009, regular scallywag Ashly said:
What do pirates hate the most???
A broken HEARRRRRRT!!!
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From: My aunt and uncle and Pizza Hut!!! |
On October 10, 2009, regular scallywag Courtland said:
Why don't pirates go to college?
Because they're C students!
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From: it's been done |
On October 5, 2009, one-eyed Tim M said:
Why did the baseball coach put the pirate in Center Field?
'Cause he had a cannon!! Arrrgh!
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From: Baseball |
On September 20, 2009, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
Arr, they say that pirates are real tough. So tough, that they don't ever cry! But...
That's not true. They do cry, but when they do, it's a private tear!
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From: Mud Bay Jugglers at 2009 Portland Pirate Festival |
On June 16, 2009, the most piratical Captain "Cannon Balls" MacFadyen said:
Why do young pirates always fail when saying the alphabet in kindergarten?
Because their fathers insist that there are seven Cs!!!!
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From: deep inside me pirate gullet |
