On December 28, 2015, regular scallywag Captain Jelly Legs said:
What is a scallywag pirate's favorite glass of wine?
CARRRRbernet!
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On September 18, 2015, the sea-bitten Crafted by Will, posted by Drew said:
What do you get when you teach pirates how to sing?
Harrrr-mony!
From: Barbershop Singing Convention in Tampa Bay during annual Pirate Festival · Link hearrrre!
On September 17, 2015, the scurvy Sonny A. said:
What does a pirate do when he's too wasted to get back to his ship?
He uses his ayePhone to call Uberrrrr.
From: Half original/ half I looted from other pirates · Link hearrrre!
On August 26, 2015, captain too sense said:
A pirate goes to the doctor to get the moles checked on his back. The doctor says, "There's nothing to worry about, they're benign."
The pirate looks at him surprised and says... "Shiver me timbers! When I spied them in me looking glass this morning, there be only 3!”
The pirate looks at him surprised and says... "Shiver me timbers! When I spied them in me looking glass this morning, there be only 3!”
From: reworked old badly written joke · Link hearrrre!
On July 1, 2015, land-lubber scurvy dog said:
Why did the pirate refuse to say, "Aye, Aye, Captain"?
Because he's only got one eye.
On March 6, 2015, the sea-bitten Clay said:
What did the pirates say when they saw their treasure room was on fire?
Arrrr, we gotta get our booty outta here!
From: Myself · Link hearrrre!
On February 21, 2015, one-legged Anthony Nichols said:
Why did the pirate ask to get a mortgage with 3.142 percent interest?
He wanted the pi-rate!
From: Myself · Link hearrrre!
On February 3, 2015, one-eyed Dr. Charles G. Waugh said:
What keeps a parrot on a pirate's shoulder?
Poligrip! (polly-grip)
From: original · Link hearrrre!
On January 7, 2015, the sea-bitten Hoory said:
What do you call a pirate on drugs?
Hooked!!
From: Great Britain · Link hearrrre!
On January 5, 2015, the scurvy j said:
What does a pirate drink rum from?
A mason jarrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
From: From my brain ye bilge rat!!! YARRRRRRR!!! · Link hearrrre!
On November 27, 2014, one-legged Dan said:
Where does a pirate go to get a hole in his sail fixed?
The whole-sail store!
From: Mineral Ridge, Oh · Link hearrrre!
On November 22, 2014, chumbucket-lickin' James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite prize on The Price is Right?
A new CARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
From: My brain. · Link hearrrre!
On November 11, 2014, scurvy knave Rondo Goldwyn said:
What did the pirate with cardio vascular disease yell in his death throes?
Arrr, me hearty!!!
From: from a bottle washed up on shore · Link hearrrre!
On November 11, 2014, scurvy dog Rondo Goldwyn said:
What does ya call a pirate in great shape?
Gym lad!!!
From: Rummaging around me noggin · Link hearrrre!
On October 28, 2014, the sea-bitten Ben Stinson said:
What do you call a pirate's one true love?
His soulmatey!
From: Myself · Link hearrrre!