- These be jokes 66 - 70 of 114 scurvy jokes!
On October 22, 2006, the scurvy Anonymous Pirate said:
Why did the pirate have a heart attack?
He had a clogged ARRRRrrrr-tery!!
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On October 5, 2006, one-eyed Capt' Bozo said:
Why don't pirates play sports?
There is no AYE in team!
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From: Morning coffee |
On September 27, 2006, the grog-addicted Haley Smith said:
What does a pirate call an open door?
Ajarrrrrrrrr!
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From: Haley Smith |
On September 22, 2006, the grog-addicted owen said:
What goes thump-thump Arr!, thump-thump Arr!?
A pirate falling down the stairs!
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From: one of the best, most tolerant teaching assistants ever |
On September 20, 2006, scurvy knave Suryakant said:
A pirate walks into a bar. It's a strange looking pirate. The bartender asks him,
"Hey, what's with the green skin and pointy ears?"
The pirate says...
"I'm from MARRRRRRRRRRS!!"
"Hey, what's with the green skin and pointy ears?"
The pirate says...
"I'm from MARRRRRRRRRRS!!"
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From: ME OWN GROG-NOGGIN', ARRRRGH !! |
