The Dreaded Top 20 Random Everything ARR! One-liners Stories Top 20 Cap'n's Picks Saucy jokes:OFF Nerdy jokes:ON On March 19, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite study subject?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
On March 13, 2007, the sea-bitten Long Jon Silver said:
What did the pirate say to Bach when he played the organ?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ You ARRRRe doing a great job making that HARRRRmony!
On January 4, 2011, scurvy dog AAARRRRRON! said:
What does a pirate think of this joke?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ Its GAAAAARBAGE!!
On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate call his Mum?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ MotheARRRRRrrrrrggghhh!
On June 9, 2013, barnacle-bitten Roger said:
What do you call a flamboyant pirate pianist?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ LiberARRRRce!
On January 28, 2007, the sea-bitten Sarah said:
What's Captain Hook's favorite store?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ The Secondhand Shop!
On September 12, 2008, barnacle-bitten Ryan Huber said:
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ Because they can spend years at C!
On September 20, 2008, the sea-bitten Capt. John "Hairy" Lee said:
Did you hear about the demented pirate?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ He was a tad gARR gARR!!!
On October 13, 2006, regular scallywag Bruin said:
How do you scare away a pirate?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ You tell him you've got a colony of termites, and you're not afraid to use it!
On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the fat pirate cut out of his diet?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ Larrrrrrrrd!
On February 20, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n KaySwissBouillabaisseParrotHookClaw said:
What did the pirate say when he visited piratejokes.net?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ Harr Harrr HAAARRRR!!
On July 11, 2006, the sea-bitten Charles Hanion said:
What's the favorite part of a birthday party for a pirate?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ Da-balloons!!
On August 13, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate speak so clearly?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ He was very ARRRRrrrrrticulate!
On June 16, 2009, scurvy dog Captain "Cannon Balls" MacFadyen said:
Why do young pirates always fail when saying the alphabet in kindergarten?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ Because their fathers insist that there are seven Cs!!!!
On August 18, 2014, one-eyed Cap'n Lyv said:
How does a pirate make his fortune?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ He's an invest-ARRRR!
On October 28, 2011, scurvy knave Blackbeards Beard said:
Tell me mateys, what is a pirates favorite method of travel?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ You might think its a pirate ship, but indeed, its a FERARRRRRRRRRRRRRI!!!