- These be jokes 61 - 70 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On July 31, 2013, regular scallywag DaddyPirate said:
What's a pirates favorite kind of fish?
A GOLDfish!
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From: Captain Lex |
On March 26, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap?
So, if they're shipwrecked they can wash themselves to shore.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 19, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It's rated AARRRRGGH! And you know why? Because of all the booty!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 22, 2010, barnacle bitten Scott Triplett said:
What do you call a gassy pirate??
Farrrrrrrty!
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From: me noggin |
On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate with an eye patch seemed down at a bar. The bartender asked, "What's wrong?" The pirate replied, "Arrrgh, they wanted me to be a teacher... but I only had one pupil!"
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On February 23, 2006, seven sea sailin' Anita said:
How do you know if you are a Pirate?
You don't, you just AAARRRRRGH!
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From: A land lubbin matey of mine |
On September 19, 2011, captain Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
What ARRRRRe a Pirate's favorite games?
Gin and Rummy!
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From: Me... I think |
On June 21, 2007, captain BrianYeButcher said:
The people that make all of these ARR! jokes should be what?
ARRested!
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From: The Questionable Humor Of Others |
On March 20, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
How did the pirate stop smoking?
He used the patch!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 30, 2012, land-lubber Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a Priate wear in the winter......
His SCAAAAAARF!
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From: London. England |
