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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates keep their weapons?
In an arrrrrrsenal!
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates walk their dogs?
In the parrrrrrk!
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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates go to have fun?
A carrrrrnival!
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On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call old pirate weapons?
Arrrrrrtifacts!
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On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
Often on a pirate ship the captain was the only one who had an individual room. If the other pirates were lucky they had shared quarters. Sometimes they didn't even have beds. Do you know where pirates preferred to sleep if they lacked a proper bed?
On the carrrrrpet!
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