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On September 19, 2014, the grog-addicted James Craven said:
What is a pirate's favorite Beatles song?
Baby You Can Drive My CARRRRRRRRRRRR!
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On September 14, 2014, land-lubber Jeff said:
What does a pirate use to find out what month it is?
His calendARRRRRRRRRRR!!! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day ON SEPTEMBER 19TH MATEYS!!! ARRRRRRRRR!!!!
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From: FROM THE TOP OF ME HEAD YE LANDLUBBERS!!! ARRRRRR!!!
On August 18, 2014, regular scallywag Cap'n Lyv said:
How does a pirate make his fortune?
He's an invest-ARRRR!
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On July 9, 2014, salty ol' The joly phantom said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of road to have his house on?
An Arrrrterial Road!
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On May 13, 2014, scurvy dog Medicine Moll said:
What is a pirate's least favourite vegetable?
Leeks!
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