Yarrgh, ye scurvy dog!
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate's diet includes plenty of what?
CARRRRrrrrbohydrates!
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
When they don't have weapons, what do pirates use?
KARRRRrrate!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the crew dislike the pirate captain?
He was Arrrrrrogant!
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What do young pirates like to play?
Marrrrrrrbles!
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On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates keep for good luck?
Charrrrrrrrms!
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