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On September 19, 2008, the scurvy evadarrh said:
What principle of physics does a pyrate keep in mind while transferring the ill gotten gains from the plundered ship to his own?
Arrrrrrchimedes principle!

(You should have learned this in your 7th grade physical science class.)
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On September 19, 2008, regular scallywag evadarrh said:
What sort of camping equipment would a pyrate steal?
Why, an ArrrrrVeee!
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On September 18, 2008, captain Anonymous Pirate said:
Where does a pirate buy his medicine?
The Pharrrrrmacy!
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On September 17, 2008, captain Hana the Hornswoggler said:
What do you call a group of old pirates?
The A-A-RRRRR-P!
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From: the briny deep
On September 12, 2008, the dreaded Benni hanna said:
What do pirates drive when they go to port?
A cARRRRRRR!
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