Yarrgh, ye scurvy dog!
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On March 11, 2006, one-eyed pirate no beard said:
Why are pirates, pirates?
They just ARRRRRRRRR!
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On March 9, 2006, captain Michael Ennis said:
Who's Yellowbeard's favorite hockey player?
Jarrrr-omir JaaaagRRRRRRR!
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On February 28, 2006, barnacle bitten Brennan Dewey said:
What was the Scottish pirate's favorite folk song?
Whiskey in the Jarrr!!!
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On February 28, 2006, the grog-addicted Brennan Dewey said:
Which type of spanish verbs are the easiest for pirates to conjugate?
A-RRRR verbs.
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On February 28, 2006, scurvy dog Brian Thiel said:
Turns out Captain Blackbeard is a trekkie. Who is his favorite Star Trek character?
Commander WhARRRRRrf!!!
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