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On September 19, 2007, the grog-addicted Robert Moore said:
Why don't pirates make good life guards?
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From: A BARRRRRRR |
On March 15, 2006, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas (Danise in Florida) said:
A pirate captain walks into a bar with his first mate and they sit down at the bar. Now, the pirate captain has been a little down on his luck in the world of women, know what I mean? His first mate notices some lovely piratical wenches across the bar.
"Arr, cap'n, you should go o'er thar and talk to her, ask her to dance, aye?"
The captain replied "Arrrr, but what about me one eye? What if she makes fun of it?"
"Don't worry cap'n," said the first mate. "She only has one leg! She won't say anything with that one peg leg."
Convinced, the captain went over and immediately impressed the lady as pirates will do. He asked her if she'd like to dance.
"Would EYE, Would EYE!" she exclaimed.
"Oh yeah? Well... Peg Leg! Peg Leg!" replied the insulted captain!
"Arr, cap'n, you should go o'er thar and talk to her, ask her to dance, aye?"
The captain replied "Arrrr, but what about me one eye? What if she makes fun of it?"
"Don't worry cap'n," said the first mate. "She only has one leg! She won't say anything with that one peg leg."
Convinced, the captain went over and immediately impressed the lady as pirates will do. He asked her if she'd like to dance.
"Would EYE, Would EYE!" she exclaimed.
"Oh yeah? Well... Peg Leg! Peg Leg!" replied the insulted captain!
From: www.oxfordrealty.com |
On February 15, 2013, captain mike p said:
How does a pirate clean his ship?
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From: mike p |
On May 31, 2009, the most piratical Anonymous Pirate said:
Why did the pirate get an A+ in debate class?
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From: Me skull! |
On April 24, 2012, the grog-addicted Richie said:
In Battleship, why do pirates always lose?
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From: A brain in a Jarrrrr. |