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On July 22, 2010, one-eyed James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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From: Colin Cowherd, ESPN SportsNation |
On June 22, 2010, regular scallywag Taylor said:
How does a parrot start a knock knock joke?
Squawk, squawk!
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From: my brain |
On June 20, 2010, barnacle bitten Captain Keith said:
Why do pirates like Apple?
They invented the Ayyyyyyye Pod!
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From: My vast brain |
On April 20, 2010, seven sea sailin' Aaarrr(ggghhh)ron Hrcka said:
Why did the pirate have trouble keeping his car on the road?
Because the road was SCURVY!!!
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From: From me self |
On April 7, 2010, one-legged man said:
What kind of grades did the pirate get in school?
HIGH SEAS!
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From: ESPN's Sportsnation |