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On September 29, 2010, the sea-bitten Captn Crunch said:
Why can't tree-huggers be pirates?
Because they ARRR Land Lubbers!!!!
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From: Captn Crunch! |
On September 21, 2010, the dreaded Hanserelli said:
How do pirates talk to each other?
Aye to Aye!! (while covering one eye)
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From: booze |
On September 18, 2010, the grog-addicted Barnacle Barry said:
Why don't pirates need lawyers?
They prefer to settle through ARRrrrbitration!
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From: Jump'in Joe Jaworrrrski |
On August 27, 2010, the sea-bitten Cap'n Jasper said:
What's a pirate's favourite fish dish?
Pieces of skate!!!
From: The ether |
On August 26, 2010, regular scallywag Jon from Saint Paul, MN said:
What did the pirate on Wheel of Fortune say?
I'd like to buy an Ayyyyyy! (buy an eye...get it?)
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From: I either made it up or I read it somewhere else |