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On May 21, 2007, seven sea sailin' Kasey said:
What does a pirate with heartburn say?
Arrrr, me hearty!
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From: me |
On July 1, 2015, land-lubber scurvy dog said:
Why did the pirate refuse to say, "Aye, Aye, Captain"?
Because he's only got one eye.
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On September 18, 2015, land-lubber Crafted by Will, posted by Drew said:
What do you get when you teach pirates how to sing?
Harrrr-mony!
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From: Barbershop Singing Convention in Tampa Bay during annual Pirate Festival |
On September 22, 2011, the dreaded Mark T Verbon said:
Why don't Pirates use the metric system?
Because they like to say YARRRRRRRRRD!
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From: I made it up |
On October 2, 2006, the most piratical Bruin said:
How many pirates does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change the light bulb, and two to resuscitate the forth pirate who got his hook caught in the socket!
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From: me brain |
