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On September 12, 2008, captain Ryan Huber said:
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
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From: Original |
On September 26, 2008, seven sea sailin' Tessy said:
What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!
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From: My ingenios pirotic mind |
On April 7, 2010, the scurvy man said:
What kind of grades did the pirate get in school?
HIGH SEAS!
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From: ESPN's Sportsnation |
On June 16, 2009, land-lubber Captain "Cannon Balls" MacFadyen said:
Why do young pirates always fail when saying the alphabet in kindergarten?
Because their fathers insist that there are seven Cs!!!!
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From: deep inside me pirate gullet |
On November 17, 2010, chumbucket lickin' First Mate Albert said:
What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
One's a rumbling tummy, and the other's a tumbling rummy!
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From: The briny depths of my ARRmagination. |
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