- These be jokes 591 - 600 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What are pirate afraid of?
Sharrrrrrrks!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On November 14, 2006, seven sea sailin' Flip Zigger said:
Why didn't the pirate eat the cake?
It had too many CARRRRRRRRRRbs!
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From: Flip Zigger |
On March 19, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the rapper pirate say?
Shiver me timberlands!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 19, 2006, one-eyed James said:
How do pirates like their meat?
ChAARRRRRRrrred!
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From: On the way home from work after hearing about pirate jokes with AARRR |
On June 20, 2007, land-lubber Sam said:
What was the pirate philosopher named?
ARRRR-chimedes!
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From: brother |
On September 18, 2006, the sea-bitten Daniel said:
What's a pirate's favorite Bruce Willis movie?
Arrrrrrrrrmageddon!!!
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On October 28, 2006, chumbucket lickin' rikki said:
What is a pirate's favourite monkey?
An ARRRRrrrrrr-angutan!
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On March 13, 2009, the sea-bitten Martini Bob said:
Who is the most popular late night show host among pirates?
Johnny CARRRrrson!!
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From: Farmington, NM |
On September 7, 2006, barnacle bitten Patrick said:
What be a pirate's least favorite colour?
MARRRRRRRROON!
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From: Me |
On March 14, 2007, barnacle bitten Long Jon Silver said:
What is a pirate's favorite cereal?
Cap'n Crunch!
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From: ME |
