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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What are pirate afraid of?
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On November 14, 2006, land-lubber Flip Zigger said:
Why didn't the pirate eat the cake?
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From: Flip Zigger
On March 19, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the rapper pirate say?
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On September 19, 2006, barnacle bitten James said:
How do pirates like their meat?
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From: On the way home from work after hearing about pirate jokes with AARRR
On June 20, 2007, the most piratical Sam said:
What was the pirate philosopher named?
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From: brother
On September 18, 2006, regular scallywag Daniel said:
What's a pirate's favorite Bruce Willis movie?
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On October 28, 2006, salty ol' rikki said:
What is a pirate's favourite monkey?
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On March 13, 2009, scurvy knave Martini Bob said:
Who is the most popular late night show host among pirates?
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From: Farmington, NM
On September 7, 2006, scurvy knave Patrick said:
What be a pirate's least favorite colour?
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From: Me
On March 14, 2007, the most piratical Long Jon Silver said:
What is a pirate's favorite cereal?
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From: ME
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