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On July 14, 2006, captain Christopher said:
What happens when a pirate picks his scabs?
He gets a scaaahhhrr!!
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From: my head
On June 7, 2006, barnacle bitten Andy said:
3 pirates walk into a bar...
Ouch!
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From: Omar
On August 3, 2006, regular scallywag Dean said:
What do you say to a pirate who cannot see out of his left eye?
Take off the patch ye scurvy pirate!
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From: Australia
On October 13, 2006, the dreaded Bruin said:
How did the pirate feel after drinking rum all night?
Groggy!
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From: Me
On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates hate doing?
YARRRRRrrrdwork!
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On January 10, 2008, the dreaded Jose said:
What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich and gives to the poor?
Robin Hook!!!!
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From: Me mind
On March 10, 2007, captain cap'n corpsegrinder said:
What was the pirate's pet dog named?
Patches!
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On September 24, 2007, captain Captain Frank-N-Spank & Tarsha said:
What does a pirate have after he works out at the gym?
Stanky ARRRRrrrrm-pits!
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From: Mi scurvy little Work!
On August 27, 2010, the most piratical Cap'n Jasper said:
What's a pirate's favourite fish dish?
Pieces of skate!!!
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From: The ether
On July 26, 2006, the scurvy Nick said:
Why do pirates like communists?
Because of the U.S.S.AARRRRRRRRR!
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