- These be jokes 631 - 640 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On March 13, 2009, scurvy knave Martini Bob said:
Why was the pirate's paperwork all in duplicate?
He was found of CAARRrrbon copies!!!
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From: Farmington, NM |
On September 19, 2009, scurvy dog Dread Pirate Roberts said:
What do you call a person who steals from pirates to give to the rich and poor?
Robin Hook!
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From: Took someone elses joke and made it better. |
On March 25, 2007, regular scallywag Eve said:
What does a pirate say to his dog when it's time to go for a walk?
Arrrgh, it's time to walk the plank ye sea dog!
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From: imagination |
On December 11, 2006, one-legged infms said:
What kind of cigarette does a pirate smoke?
MARRRRRRrrrrrrllboro!
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On February 6, 2007, scurvy dog TheNAMMan said:
What's a pirate's favourite compression algorithm?
RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!
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From: NAMM2007 |
On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
Why to pirates flee after a raid?
To avoid being arrrrrrrested!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 19, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate say to the jokester?
Aye, walk the prank!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On October 13, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Bruin said:
How do you scare away a pirate?
You tell him you've got a colony of termites, and you're not afraid to use it!
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From: My grog besotted brain |
On December 2, 2008, scurvy dog Lucky Rocket said:
Why did the pirate send his hot dog back at Nathan's?
Because it was a salty dog!
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From: from me of course |
On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What type of pollution most concerns pirates?
Carrrrrrbon monoxide!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
