- These be jokes 61 - 70 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On April 28, 2011, barnacle bitten Tony said:
What did the pirate say when he crashed his ship upon the iceberg???
Shiver me timbers!
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From: Me |
On August 26, 2015, salty ol' too sense said:
A pirate goes to the doctor to get the moles checked on his back. The doctor says, "There's nothing to worry about, they're benign."
The pirate looks at him surprised and says... "Shiver me timbers! When I spied them in me looking glass this morning, there be only 3!”
The pirate looks at him surprised and says... "Shiver me timbers! When I spied them in me looking glass this morning, there be only 3!”
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From: reworked old badly written joke |
On September 24, 2014, salty ol' Cap'n Rumbeard said:
Did ye hear they just discovered a sunken pirate ship?
It's an important maritime AAARRRR-tifact!
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From: Me own pirate head |
On July 31, 2013, scurvy dog DaddyPirate said:
What's a pirates favorite kind of fish?
A GOLDfish!
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From: Captain Lex |
On March 26, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap?
So, if they're shipwrecked they can wash themselves to shore.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On June 21, 2009, the scurvy Arrrrtie said:
3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates.
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From: Friends |
On March 19, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It's rated AARRRRGGH! And you know why? Because of all the booty!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 22, 2010, salty ol' Scott Triplett said:
What do you call a gassy pirate??
Farrrrrrrty!
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From: me noggin |
On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate with an eye patch seemed down at a bar. The bartender asked, "What's wrong?" The pirate replied, "Arrrgh, they wanted me to be a teacher... but I only had one pupil!"
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On February 23, 2006, one-legged Anita said:
How do you know if you are a Pirate?
You don't, you just AAARRRRRGH!
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From: A land lubbin matey of mine |
