- These be jokes 761 - 770 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates go to have fun?
A carrrrrnival!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On February 28, 2006, captain Brian Thiel said:
Turns out Captain Blackbeard is a trekkie. Who is his favorite Star Trek character?
Commander WhARRRRRrf!!!
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From: Portland, Oregon |
On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates walk their dogs?
In the parrrrrrk!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 17, 2007, barnacle bitten Charles said:
What does a pirate celebrate before lent?
MARRdi Gras!
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From: made it up |
On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate call his Mum?
MotheARRRRRrrrrrggghhh!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 21, 2009, the scurvy Anonymous Pirate said:
What is a pirate's favorite restaurant for Kids Meals?
Harrrrrdees!
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On September 12, 2009, the sea-bitten Cap said:
Why do pirates like pizza?
Because it has pepARRrrrrroni!
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From: South Shore Marina |
On August 17, 2007, regular scallywag cocktails on wednesday said:
Where's a pirate hang his hat?
In the Arrrrmoire!
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From: cow |
On April 10, 2007, barnacle bitten Keith said:
What did the pirate say to his friend who spilled the rum?
PARRRRrrty foul!
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From: me |
On December 7, 2006, the sea-bitten pirate lovARR! said:
Why did the pirate have to get a size 10 top?
Because the size 12 was too LARRRRRge!
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From: It was hidden behind me curtains |
