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On August 30, 2006, scurvy dog Huntarrrr said:
Where do pirate's hate to go?
OvARRrrrrrrgh-board!
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On October 6, 2006, one-eyed Anonymous said:
What is a pirate's favorite place to shop for clothes?
Old Navy!
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On September 16, 2007, one-eyed The guy who thought RAAAAARRR wasn't funny said:
What's a pirate's favorite compression algorithm?
AAAAAAAAARRRRJ
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite sci-fi film?
Warrrrrr of the Worlds!
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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite evil film character?
DARRRrrrrth Vader!
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On September 17, 2009, the grog-addicted Frank the Iron Fist said:
How do pirates communicate with dogs?
Pirate: AARRRrrrr!!!!
Dog: AAARRRRrrrff, AAAAARRRRrffff!!
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On June 25, 2006, the scurvy Captain Dave said:
Where is a pirate's favorite inland USA destination?
Arrrrrrrkansas! Where do they go when they get there? The Ozarrrrrrrrks!
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On September 19, 2008, land-lubber Anonymous Pirate said:
Where do pirates work in the off season?
Pharrrrmacies!
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On September 19, 2008, the dreaded Tom Marchant said:
Why aren't pirates allowed to surf the internet?
Because of "pirated" movies!
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On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates practice shooting at?
Tarrrrrgets!
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