- These be jokes 86 - 90 of 995 scurvy jokes!
On April 10, 2011, one-eyed Wayne said:
What is a Pirate's favorite former nation?
The U-S-S-AAAAAAAAAAAAR!
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From: Me |
On April 9, 2011, the most piratical zyla said:
Why did the pirate buy an eyepatch?
Because he didn't have enough money for an iPad!!!
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From: A friend |
On March 12, 2011, the sea-bitten Austin's rockin' RealtorŪ said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do with a cell phone?
Scan Q-ARRRR codes!
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From: my tiny brain |
On March 5, 2011, scurvy dog blackbeard said:
What did the pirate get when he hit the skeleton?
A skull and very CROSS bones!
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On February 15, 2011, scurvy dog mad john flint said:
Why is the Jolly Roger grinning?
Because they crossed his funny bones! Arrgh!
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From: My own head |
