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On September 28, 2007, barnacle bitten The BOBS Fan said:
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
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From: Me own charred remains of a brain
On July 27, 2006, the scurvy Jim V. said:
Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
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From: Inspired by a "Rhymes With Orange" comic
On July 4, 2006, one-legged jennifer brown breath said:
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
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From: Who knows?
On May 13, 2006, salty ol' Richard Kupfer said:
How many pirate jokes are lame?
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On November 11, 2014, the grog-addicted Rondo Goldwyn said:
What does ya call a pirate in great shape?
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