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On August 10, 2007, the grog-addicted The-Captin-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named said:
One pirate said to his fellow crewmate, "Arrrgh, that be a fine looking hook and peg leg ye got for ye'self!"
The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and arm and a leg!"
The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and arm and a leg!"
On March 19, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes?
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On July 31, 2014, captain Curtis said:
On a pirate ship in high seas, the First Mate was on lookout for hazards from the crow's nest. Suddenly, the ship was broadsided by a rogue wave, tossing the Mate from the nest! He crashed through the upper deck and landed square into the Captain's quarters. The Captain, surprised, says "Matey, ye be hurt!?"
"Narrrr Cap'n," replied the First Mate, "I've been through hardships before!"
"Narrrr Cap'n," replied the First Mate, "I've been through hardships before!"
From: Oregon |
On May 27, 2007, the most piratical Renee said:
To err is human.
To ARRR is pirate.
To ARRR is pirate.
From: Don't remember |
On March 24, 2009, the grog-addicted GypsyDee said:
What happened when Redbeard the Pirate fell into the Blue Sea?
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From: cast away at sea (on the Net) |