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On December 28, 2015, the scurvy Captain Jelly Legs said:
What is a scallywag pirate's favorite glass of wine?
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From: brain |
On September 18, 2015, barnacle bitten Crafted by Will, posted by Drew said:
What do you get when you teach pirates how to sing?
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From: Barbershop Singing Convention in Tampa Bay during annual Pirate Festival |
On September 17, 2015, the grog-addicted Sonny A. said:
What does a pirate do when he's too wasted to get back to his ship?
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From: Half original/ half I looted from other pirates |
On August 26, 2015, scurvy knave too sense said:
A pirate goes to the doctor to get the moles checked on his back. The doctor says, "There's nothing to worry about, they're benign."
The pirate looks at him surprised and says... "Shiver me timbers! When I spied them in me looking glass this morning, there be only 3!”
The pirate looks at him surprised and says... "Shiver me timbers! When I spied them in me looking glass this morning, there be only 3!”
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From: reworked old badly written joke |
On July 1, 2015, captain scurvy dog said:
Why did the pirate refuse to say, "Aye, Aye, Captain"?
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