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On December 7, 2005, one-eyed Pirate Pam said:
Why are Pirates called Pirates?
Because they Arrrgh!
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On November 29, 2005, one-eyed Anonymous Pirate said:
What is a pirate's favorite character on the Smurfs?
Gaarrgamel!
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On November 29, 2005, one-legged Pirate Jewels said:
Why did the pirate get married in the Mormon temple?
So he could wear Gaarrments!
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On November 23, 2005, regular scallywag rick said:
What did one pirate say to the other pirate?
How ARRRGGHH you doing?
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On November 19, 2005, scurvy dog Marcus Kopplin said:
Why did the pirate go back to the future?
To see MAARRRTY McFly!!!
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