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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What is the lamest pirate hobby?
GARrrrrdening!
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On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What are the chances of being raided by pirates today?
It rarrrrrrely happens!
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On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates wear to keep warm in the winter?
A parrrrrrka!
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On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates keep track of the passage of time?
With a calendARRRrrrrgghh!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates travel fast?
They go warrrrrrrrrp speed!
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