Yarrgh, ye scurvy dog!
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite chain of mountains?
The Carrrrrpathians!
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What do hip pirates wear?
EARRRRrrrrings!
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What do most pirates grow?
BeARRRrrrrds!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite vegetable?
Carrrrrrots!
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
To be effective, pirates need to be what?
Scarrrrrry!
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