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On March 29, 2009, one-eyed Iron Tom Vaine said:
What do you get when you cross an emergency department doctor and a pirate?
A man that asks you, "what brings you to my E. RRRRRRRRR?
From: I made it up |
On March 17, 2009, salty ol' Kitten said:
What's a pirate's favorite breakfast pastry?
Pop TARRRrrrts!
From: Me! |
On March 13, 2009, the sea-bitten Martini Bob said:
Why was the pirate's paperwork all in duplicate?
He was found of CAARRrrbon copies!!!
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From: Farmington, NM |
On March 13, 2009, scurvy knave Martini Bob said:
Who is the most popular late night show host among pirates?
Johnny CARRRrrson!!
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From: Farmington, NM |
On March 5, 2009, the dreaded White Beard said:
What type of stereo speakers is a pirate partial to?
Haaarrrrrrman/Kaaaarrrrrdon!
From: Stoney Creek, Ontario, Canada |