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On November 7, 2009, one-legged lambster said:
What's a pirate's least favorite part of marching band?
Color guARRRRdd!!
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From: band camp =] |
On November 1, 2009, the dreaded hunter said:
What do little pirates want to be when they get older?
A CARRRRrrrrrrrgh salesman!!
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From: my dad |
On October 11, 2009, the scurvy Conor Mulloy said:
Which university societies do pirates always join?
LiterARRRy and debating society, because they love to ARRRgue!!!
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From: Galway, Ireland |
On October 10, 2009, barnacle bitten Courtland said:
Why don't pirates go to college?
Because they're C students!
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From: it's been done |
On September 21, 2009, seven sea sailin' Anonymous Pirate said:
What is a pirate's favorite restaurant for Kids Meals?
Harrrrrdees!
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