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On November 1, 2007, the scurvy andrea said:
How does a pirate like his steak?
CHARRRRRRED!!!!!
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On October 31, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Svend Bramer said:
How did the pirate measure his ship?
He used a YAARRRdstick!
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From: Viby J, Denmark
On October 24, 2007, the dreaded Saucy Sara said:
Who did the pirate have a crush on?
CindAAARRella!
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On October 24, 2007, the dreaded Saucy Sara said:
What did the pirate say to his girlfriend?
Hello DAAAArrrling!
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On October 11, 2007, the most piratical Owen said:
What has five eyes, ten ears, and five legs?
Five pirates!
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From: My daughter (9 yrs)