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On September 20, 2007, regular scallywag Salty Sea Snoop Dogg said:
Who's a pirate's favourite author?
J Aaarrrrggh Aaaarrrggh Tolkien!
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On September 20, 2007, one-eyed TAarrrsha said:
What's a pirate's favorite animal?
An AARRRmadillo!!
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On September 19, 2007, barnacle bitten Sloanie said:
Did you hear about the pirate on the South Beach diet?
He was cutting back on his CARRRRbs!
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On September 19, 2007, the sea-bitten Robert Moore said:
Why don't pirates make good life guards?
They dont know C.P. ARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
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On September 19, 2007, the most piratical Dan Brannan said:
What's a pirates favorite nucleic acid? (this is a smart pirate)
ArrrrrrNA! (RNA)
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