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On December 16, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Morganti said:
What's a pirate's favourite cheese?
Cheddaaaaarrrrrrrrr!
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From: A abseiling instructor halfway down the wall
On December 13, 2006, land-lubber Mildred Fancypants said:
What was wrong with the pirate's door?
It was AJAAAArrrrrrrgghh!
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On December 11, 2006, salty ol' infms said:
What kind of cigarette does a pirate smoke?
MARRRRRRrrrrrrllboro!
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On December 7, 2006, one-legged pirate lovARR! said:
Why did the pirate have to get a size 10 top?
Because the size 12 was too LARRRRRge!
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From: It was hidden behind me curtains
On December 7, 2006, one-eyed Pirate Pepper said:
How do you spell Pirate?
P.I.ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.A.T.E!
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