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On May 14, 2006, land-lubber Pirate Steve said:
What's a pirate's favourite weapon?
A daggAAARRRRRR!!
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On May 14, 2006, the dreaded Pirate Steve said:
Why did the pirate buy a couch for his ship?
So he could be at his leisAAARRRRR!!
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On May 14, 2006, regular scallywag Pirate Steve said:
What's a pirate's least favourite drink?
VinegAAARRRRRR!
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On May 14, 2006, scurvy knave Pirate Steve said:
What animal ate the pirate's hand?
An aligatARRRRR!
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On May 14, 2006, one-eyed Pirate Steve said:
Why did the cabin boy walk the plank?
Because he was a slackAAARRRRRR!
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