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On June 12, 2006, scurvy dog Terri said:
What did the pirate want to be when he grew up?
An AARRRRrrrrrcheologist!
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On June 9, 2006, one-eyed thingythekid said:
What's a tongue-tied Pirate called?
InARRticulate!
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Why did the two pirate captains have a fight?
Because they're ARRRrrrch enemies!
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On June 2, 2006, the dreaded Pink beard said:
What is a pirate's favourite nut?
ARRRrrrrmonds!
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On May 31, 2006, regular scallywag Captain Wood said:
Why did the pirate move to Hollywood?
To become a movie stARRRRR!
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