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On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Why don't pirates attack whalers?
They have harrrrrrrpoons!
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On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Who do pirates prefer to rob?
The ARRRristocracy!
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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite snack?
Marrrrrrshmallows!
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On September 30, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
There was once a pirate who wanted to be a Private Eye. Unfortunately, he was blind. So what did he become?
A privateer!
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On September 19, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Robert Bolton said:
What did the pirate say when someone asked him if he knew any pirate jokes?
Arrrrr you kidding me...
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