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On September 24, 2007, scurvy knave Alika Campbell said:
Why was the pirate drafted first into the NBA?
He had an awesome hook shot!
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From: Made it up |
On September 20, 2007, regular scallywag Matt Sprinkle said:
What do you call a pirate who can't conduct a good raid?
The pillage idiot. Har!
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From: I made it up yesterday at a pirate party, but maybe someone else has already done it. It is kind of obvious. In fact maybe it's more of a viking joke now that I think about it... |
On September 19, 2007, the scurvy Jake Tran said:
Why do all pirates have eyepatches?
Chuck Norris.
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On September 19, 2007, salty ol' Emily said:
Why couldn't the pirate graduate from first grade?
Because, he only knew on letter..."ARRRRRRR!"
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From: Emily |
On September 18, 2007, the scurvy sassy lass said:
How much are pirate union fees?
An arm and a leg!
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From: me booty |
