Yarrgh, ye scurvy dog!
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On June 25, 2007, salty ol' Doug said:
Why was the pirate's butt so big?
Becasue he kept stealing everyone's booty!
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From: made it up
On June 23, 2007, salty ol' Billy Sastard said:
Did you hear about the good economy Cap'n Hawk gets out of his warship?
He gets 35 miles to the galleon! Aaarrrgghhhhhh!
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From: Me.
On June 22, 2007, the grog-addicted The Scurvy Giver said:
How did the pirate clean the golden floor?
With a treasure mop.
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From: David Lewman
On June 21, 2007, the dreaded Tarrrrrra said:
What's a pirates favorite letter?
P, if it was 'R' they'd be rirates!
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On June 18, 2007, scurvy knave Steph said:
What's funny about a black pirate?
Nothing, ye scurvy racist!
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