- These be jokes 151 - 160 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On April 7, 2010, scurvy dog James Craven said:
Did you hear about Apple's new technology for pirates?
The iPatch!
|
  |
|
From: SportsNation at ESPN |
On February 6, 2008, the most piratical thebobsfan said:
A pirate and his crew were busy plundering a ship. When he entered the captain's quarters, he saw the captain hunched over a table, obviously deep in thought. When the captain didn't move, the pirate came closer with cutlass raised, but stopped short when he noticed that the captain was involved in a game of chess ... with a parrot! The pirate watched for a few seconds, and soon the captain made a move. "Good move! Good move!" the parrot cried, "Nice! Nice!"
Well, needless to say, the pirate was quite impressed. "Arrgh, matey! That be quite the talented parrot ye be playin' against thar," he said.
The captain looked up at the pirate, somewhat startled, as he had been so involved with the game that he had not noticed the tar standing there. "Ahh, he's not so smart," he replied, "I've beaten the blighter two out of three." (Bah-dum-dum)
"So what would the bird do if ye made a blunder?" asked the pirate.
"Somersaults," was the quick reply.
"Somersaults?" the pirate said, "That be incredble! How many would it be doin' then?"
"That would depend on how hard I slap him."
Well, needless to say, the pirate was quite impressed. "Arrgh, matey! That be quite the talented parrot ye be playin' against thar," he said.
The captain looked up at the pirate, somewhat startled, as he had been so involved with the game that he had not noticed the tar standing there. "Ahh, he's not so smart," he replied, "I've beaten the blighter two out of three." (Bah-dum-dum)
"So what would the bird do if ye made a blunder?" asked the pirate.
"Somersaults," was the quick reply.
"Somersaults?" the pirate said, "That be incredble! How many would it be doin' then?"
"That would depend on how hard I slap him."
|
|
|
|
From: Just me reworking old jokes |
On March 19, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!
|
|
|
|
From: Web site ahoy! |
On May 22, 2007, seven sea sailin' Richard Tyrone Jones said:
Why was the pirate scared of the circle?
S'currrrvey!
|
|
|
|
From: Traditional |
On April 4, 2008, regular scallywag Bloody Nuala said:
What is the greatest pirate college rock band?
Arrr. E. M.
|
|
|
|
From: I thought it up, scurvy dog! |
On June 3, 2012, chumbucket lickin' jack said:
A pirate walks into a bar with a huge multi coloured parrot on his shoulder.
The barkeep, amazed at this sight, says "Now where did you get that!?"
The parrot replies "Pirate Bay, the place is loaded with 'em!!"
The barkeep, amazed at this sight, says "Now where did you get that!?"
The parrot replies "Pirate Bay, the place is loaded with 'em!!"
|
|
|
|
From: don't remember |
On July 30, 2008, regular scallywag Jerami said:
What did the pirate name his cat?
Garrrrrfield!
|
|
|
|
From: Swabbie King o' the Great Lakes |
On September 18, 2007, the most piratical sassy lass said:
How much are pirate union fees?
An arm and a leg!
|
|
|
|
From: me booty |
On September 19, 2005, the sea-bitten Robert Bolton said:
What did the pirate say when someone asked him if he knew any pirate jokes?
Arrrrr you kidding me...
|
|
|
|
From: my heart and soul |
On September 15, 2009, the sea-bitten Cap'n Scurvy Dog Steve said:
A pirate recently retired and joined the American Association of Retired, Reprehensible, Rapacious, Rabid Guys, otherwise known as AARRRRG!
|
|
|
|
From: Dirty-dog Dougo |
