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On August 18, 2006, land-lubber Barbi said:
What does a pirate take for indigestion?
Yo ho ho and a bottle of Tums!
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From: My twisted mind |
On September 30, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
There was once a pirate who wanted to be a Private Eye. Unfortunately, he was blind. So what did he become?
A privateer!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On April 7, 2010, scurvy dog James Craven said:
Did you hear about Apple's new technology for pirates?
The iPatch!
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From: SportsNation at ESPN |
On July 30, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Mike Hughes, aka Wiggy said:
How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just stand around ARRRrrguing about it!
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From: From the depths of me mind! |
On June 29, 2009, the sea-bitten sam-i-am said:
Why would a pirate be afraid of a woman?
He's afraid he'll get hooked on her!!!
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From: my friends crazy head! |
On July 4, 2006, salty ol' Bobilicious said:
Why don't pirates smoke?
Because they wear a patch!
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From: Heard it somewhere |
On April 17, 2007, land-lubber Jeff McGuinness said:
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he is waiting for it he spots a pirate sitting in the corner of the bar. The pirate has two wooden arms and two wooden legs. Naturally curious, the man gets his drink, walks over to the pirate and asks, "Excuse me sir, I hope you don't mind but I couldn't help noticing that you have two wooden arms and two wooden legs. You must have been involved in some fierce sea battles?"
The pirate looked up, paused and said, "Arrrr no... me father was a tree!"
The pirate looked up, paused and said, "Arrrr no... me father was a tree!"
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From: Dave 'The Legend' McConnell |
On June 3, 2012, salty ol' jack said:
A pirate walks into a bar with a huge multi coloured parrot on his shoulder.
The barkeep, amazed at this sight, says "Now where did you get that!?"
The parrot replies "Pirate Bay, the place is loaded with 'em!!"
The barkeep, amazed at this sight, says "Now where did you get that!?"
The parrot replies "Pirate Bay, the place is loaded with 'em!!"
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From: don't remember |
On October 30, 2013, the dreaded James Craven said:
What has eight eyes, eight arms and eight legs?
Four rookie pirates!
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From: I'm sure I heard it somewhere. |
On September 18, 2010, the sea-bitten Barnacle Barry said:
Why don't pirates need lawyers?
They prefer to settle through ARRrrrbitration!
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From: Jump'in Joe Jaworrrrski |
