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On August 18, 2006, captain Barbi said:
What does a pirate take for indigestion?
Yo ho ho and a bottle of Tums!
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From: My twisted mind |
On September 30, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
There was once a pirate who wanted to be a Private Eye. Unfortunately, he was blind. So what did he become?
A privateer!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On April 7, 2010, one-legged James Craven said:
Did you hear about Apple's new technology for pirates?
The iPatch!
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From: SportsNation at ESPN |
On July 30, 2006, seven sea sailin' Mike Hughes, aka Wiggy said:
How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just stand around ARRRrrguing about it!
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From: From the depths of me mind! |
On June 29, 2009, land-lubber sam-i-am said:
Why would a pirate be afraid of a woman?
He's afraid he'll get hooked on her!!!
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From: my friends crazy head! |
On July 4, 2006, land-lubber Bobilicious said:
Why don't pirates smoke?
Because they wear a patch!
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From: Heard it somewhere |
On April 17, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Jeff McGuinness said:
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he is waiting for it he spots a pirate sitting in the corner of the bar. The pirate has two wooden arms and two wooden legs. Naturally curious, the man gets his drink, walks over to the pirate and asks, "Excuse me sir, I hope you don't mind but I couldn't help noticing that you have two wooden arms and two wooden legs. You must have been involved in some fierce sea battles?"
The pirate looked up, paused and said, "Arrrr no... me father was a tree!"
The pirate looked up, paused and said, "Arrrr no... me father was a tree!"
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From: Dave 'The Legend' McConnell |
On October 30, 2013, the most piratical James Craven said:
What has eight eyes, eight arms and eight legs?
Four rookie pirates!
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From: I'm sure I heard it somewhere. |
On September 18, 2010, captain Barnacle Barry said:
Why don't pirates need lawyers?
They prefer to settle through ARRrrrbitration!
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From: Jump'in Joe Jaworrrrski |
On September 9, 2010, seven sea sailin' Pirate lass Laura said:
How do pirates solve their differences?
ARRRRrrrrrrbitration!
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From: me sodden skull |
