- These be jokes 181 - 190 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On September 19, 2007, the scurvy Jake Tran said:
Why do all pirates have eyepatches?
Chuck Norris.
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On March 19, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
Why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
Because he left it off the hook!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On June 20, 2010, barnacle bitten Captain Keith said:
Why do pirates like Apple?
They invented the Ayyyyyyye Pod!
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From: My vast brain |
On June 9, 2013, captain Roger said:
What do you call a flamboyant pirate pianist?
LiberARRRRce!
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From: Me yer landlubber |
On July 7, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
When is a pirate like a bird?
When he's a-robbin'!
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From: Scott Rudolph |
On February 15, 2013, salty ol' mike p said:
How does a pirate feel about his spouse?
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's wife for me!
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From: mike p |
On September 18, 2008, land-lubber Anonymous Pirate said:
Where does a pirate buy his medicine?
The Pharrrrrmacy!
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On January 15, 2006, the sea-bitten Jenny said:
A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, "You shouldn't be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal."
The pirate says, "Arr, it's ok, he's had his shots."
Then the bartender says... "I was talking to the parrot!"
The bartender says, "You shouldn't be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal."
The pirate says, "Arr, it's ok, he's had his shots."
Then the bartender says... "I was talking to the parrot!"
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From: Pirate Jenny |
On March 9, 2008, chumbucket lickin' Pete Allegretta said:
Whats a pirate's favorite part of a birthday party?
Da-Balloons!
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From: original |
On March 19, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast
IIIIIIHOP.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
