- These be jokes 181 - 190 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On September 19, 2007, captain Jake Tran said:
Why do all pirates have eyepatches?
Chuck Norris.
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On March 19, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
Because he left it off the hook!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On June 9, 2013, land-lubber Roger said:
What do you call a flamboyant pirate pianist?
LiberARRRRce!
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From: Me yer landlubber |
On July 7, 2007, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
When is a pirate like a bird?
When he's a-robbin'!
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From: Scott Rudolph |
On September 18, 2008, one-eyed Anonymous Pirate said:
Where does a pirate buy his medicine?
The Pharrrrrmacy!
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On January 15, 2006, salty ol' Jenny said:
A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, "You shouldn't be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal."
The pirate says, "Arr, it's ok, he's had his shots."
Then the bartender says... "I was talking to the parrot!"
The bartender says, "You shouldn't be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal."
The pirate says, "Arr, it's ok, he's had his shots."
Then the bartender says... "I was talking to the parrot!"
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From: Pirate Jenny |
On March 9, 2008, one-eyed Pete Allegretta said:
Whats a pirate's favorite part of a birthday party?
Da-Balloons!
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From: original |
On March 19, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast
IIIIIIHOP.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On May 1, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Rob S. said:
Why did the pirate father stop the car?
He went nuts when his son kept asking "ARRRRRRRRR we there yet?"
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On September 20, 2007, one-legged Salty Sea Snoop Dogg said:
Who's a pirate's favourite author?
J Aaarrrrggh Aaaarrrggh Tolkien!
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From: Me treasure trove of laughter! |
