- These be jokes 181 - 190 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On September 19, 2007, seven sea sailin' Jake Tran said:
Why do all pirates have eyepatches?
Chuck Norris.
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On March 19, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
Because he left it off the hook!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On June 9, 2013, the sea-bitten Roger said:
What do you call a flamboyant pirate pianist?
LiberARRRRce!
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From: Me yer landlubber |
On July 7, 2007, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
When is a pirate like a bird?
When he's a-robbin'!
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From: Scott Rudolph |
On February 15, 2013, seven sea sailin' mike p said:
How does a pirate feel about his spouse?
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's wife for me!
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From: mike p |
On September 18, 2008, one-eyed Anonymous Pirate said:
Where does a pirate buy his medicine?
The Pharrrrrmacy!
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On January 15, 2006, scurvy knave Jenny said:
A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, "You shouldn't be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal."
The pirate says, "Arr, it's ok, he's had his shots."
Then the bartender says... "I was talking to the parrot!"
The bartender says, "You shouldn't be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal."
The pirate says, "Arr, it's ok, he's had his shots."
Then the bartender says... "I was talking to the parrot!"
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From: Pirate Jenny |
On March 9, 2008, the most piratical Pete Allegretta said:
Whats a pirate's favorite part of a birthday party?
Da-Balloons!
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From: original |
On March 19, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast
IIIIIIHOP.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On May 1, 2006, land-lubber Rob S. said:
Why did the pirate father stop the car?
He went nuts when his son kept asking "ARRRRRRRRR we there yet?"
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