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On September 19, 2007, scurvy knave Jake Tran said:
Why do all pirates have eyepatches?
Chuck Norris.
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On March 19, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
Because he left it off the hook!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On June 20, 2010, the most piratical Captain Keith said:
Why do pirates like Apple?
They invented the Ayyyyyyye Pod!
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From: My vast brain |
On June 9, 2013, scurvy dog Roger said:
What do you call a flamboyant pirate pianist?
LiberARRRRce!
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From: Me yer landlubber |
On July 7, 2007, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
When is a pirate like a bird?
When he's a-robbin'!
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From: Scott Rudolph |
On February 15, 2013, the scurvy mike p said:
How does a pirate feel about his spouse?
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's wife for me!
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From: mike p |
On September 18, 2008, land-lubber Anonymous Pirate said:
Where does a pirate buy his medicine?
The Pharrrrrmacy!
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On January 15, 2006, the sea-bitten Jenny said:
A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, "You shouldn't be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal."
The pirate says, "Arr, it's ok, he's had his shots."
Then the bartender says... "I was talking to the parrot!"
The bartender says, "You shouldn't be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal."
The pirate says, "Arr, it's ok, he's had his shots."
Then the bartender says... "I was talking to the parrot!"
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From: Pirate Jenny |
On March 9, 2008, the grog-addicted Pete Allegretta said:
Whats a pirate's favorite part of a birthday party?
Da-Balloons!
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From: original |
On March 19, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast
IIIIIIHOP.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
