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On May 1, 2006, regular scallywag Rob S. said:
Why did the pirate father stop the car?
He went nuts when his son kept asking "ARRRRRRRRR we there yet?"
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On September 20, 2007, the grog-addicted Salty Sea Snoop Dogg said:
Who's a pirate's favourite author?
J Aaarrrrggh Aaaarrrggh Tolkien!
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On March 24, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
When did the boy pirate become a man pirate?
On his Barrrrrrr Mitzvah!
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On August 8, 2008, scurvy dog Manning Gay said:
What do you get when you mix a pirate with a vampire?
DraculARRRR
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On November 15, 2006, regular scallywag Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite African nation?
MadagascARRRRRRRR!
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On March 16, 2007, captain Captain Rumblood said:
What did the pirates do when their ship caught on fire?
They had a BARRRRrrrrbeque!
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On March 19, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
Why are pirates so mean?
They just Arrrrrrrgh!
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On November 26, 2012, one-legged Jeff said:
What's a pirate's favorite Christmas carol?
We Three Kings of Orient Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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On September 17, 2008, one-eyed Hana the Hornswoggler said:
What do you call a group of old pirates?
The A-A-RRRRR-P!
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On April 28, 2011, salty ol' Black Bearded Betty said:
What is a pirate's choice of sweater?
A CARRRH-digan!
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