- These be jokes 201 - 210 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On February 3, 2011, the dreaded pap chmeer said:
What is a pirate minus a ship?
A creative homless guy!!
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From: me head |
On September 19, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Two Pirates on a ship, one says "Yarrr!"
The other says "I was just thinkin' the same thing matey"
The other says "I was just thinkin' the same thing matey"
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On April 14, 2013, scurvy knave Andrrrrrrew said:
What's the next pirate Internet sensation?
Planking!!!
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From: Andrew Harris |
On December 13, 2006, captain Mildred Fancypants said:
What was wrong with the pirate's door?
It was AJAAAArrrrrrrgghh!
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From: friend |
On May 11, 2006, the most piratical Redruth, servant to Squire Trelawney said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with Santa Claus?
Yo ho ho ho!
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From: Don't remember |
On August 17, 2006, scurvy dog Laura said:
What do you call a pirate woman with one arm and one leg?
ARRRRLENE!!!
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From: drunkenness |
On November 1, 2007, one-legged andrea said:
How does a pirate like his steak?
CHARRRRRRED!!!!!
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From: me |
On June 24, 2009, one-legged David Sands said:
Why did the pirate make everyone stand at the back of the ship?
Because he was being very stern!
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From: i made it up |
On June 28, 2006, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's best feature?
His booty!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On May 11, 2006, the dreaded Captain Karikas said:
Why didn't the Pirate have any jelly on his PB&J?
He couldn't open the jARRR!!!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
