- These be jokes 221 - 230 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On November 5, 2008, land-lubber Chelle Webb said:
What do you call a stupid pirate?
The pillage idiot!
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From: I made it up this morning |
On October 5, 2006, the grog-addicted Capt' Bozo said:
Why don't pirates play sports?
There is no AYE in team!
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From: Morning coffee |
On November 8, 2006, the most piratical Flip Zigger said:
Why couldn't the pirate get over the Berlin Wall?
It had bARRRRRRbed wire!
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From: Flip Zigger |
On August 17, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Alika said:
What is the name of the pirate tax office?
The Aye. Arrr. S!
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From: I might have made it up but am not sure about that (don't want to pirate someone else's joke after all) |
On June 21, 2009, scurvy dog Jd said:
What's a pirate's favorite restaurant??
Olive GaRRRRRRRRRRden!!!
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From: my aunt and uncle |
On March 14, 2009, one-eyed Burt Johnson said:
Do you know any pirate jokes?
Neither do "ayyyyyy!"
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From: My mind |
On February 10, 2010, the scurvy James Craven said:
What do pirates say before they fight?
"Let's get ready to RUM-ble!"
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From: SportsNation at ESPN |
On June 13, 2007, seven sea sailin' Zach Doney said:
What does a pirate eat at Burger King?
A Whopp-ARRR!
What does he do when he is informed that it is not on the menu?
A Whopp-ARRR!
What does he do when he is informed that it is not on the menu?
Asks to see the manag-ARRR!
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From: From me own scurvy hide. |
On June 10, 2009, the most piratical Travis Bishop said:
What do pirates wear in the winter?
Long Johns!
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From: Martinsburg, WV |
On September 20, 2006, captain Sammy, Joey, and Bob Dedinsky said:
What's a pirate's favorite sport?
AAAARRRRrrrm wrestling!
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From: Shoreline, WA |
