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On March 5, 2011, the dreaded blackbeard said:
What did the pirate get when he hit the skeleton?
A skull and very CROSS bones!
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On May 16, 2006, scurvy knave Dale Heffernan said:
When a pirate goes shopping, what does he want?
A barrrrrgain!
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From: Just made it up. |
On March 20, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate drive on vacation?
An AAAARRRRRRRRR V.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 26, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
Where does the Pirate get his coffee?
Starrrrrrrrrrrbucks!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On May 13, 2012, one-eyed KATHY LOGSDON said:
what did the Pirate name his tripletts?
ARRRTHUR, ARRRNOLD and ARRRCHIBALD!
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From: Kathy |
On September 19, 2009, one-eyed Captain Cutlass said:
Why did the little pirate want to continue the family business?
Because his dad got to play "hooky" at work!
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From: original |
On September 19, 2006, the grog-addicted A Kanzler said:
What does a pirate use to play drinking games?
Bar Nickles (barnacles)!
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From: SoKal |
On May 13, 2012, chumbucket lickin' Kathy Logsdon said:
Why did the Pirate end up in Jail?
He was ARRRESTED and charged with ARRRMED robbery and ARRGRIVATED assault!
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From: me |
On October 28, 2011, the sea-bitten Blackbeards Beard said:
Tell me mateys, what is a pirates favorite method of travel?
You might think its a pirate ship, but indeed, its a FERARRRRRRRRRRRRRI!!!
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From: my own |
On May 10, 2007, the scurvy Jose Avila said:
How can a pirate captain tell if his crew is getting impatient?
The crew keeps asking "AAARrrgh we there yet?!"
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