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On June 1, 2007, barnacle bitten Chimpboy said:
Why do pirates sail in boats?
Because they can't drive CARRRRRrrrrrss!
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On December 7, 2010, one-legged Pirate J.Marriner said:
What do you call a pirate's blind grandmother?
No eyed Dearrrrr!!!!
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On April 9, 2008, barnacle bitten Joseph said:
What do Mexican pirates eat?
Chili con cAAAARRRRrne!!!!
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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
Why couldn't the pirate watch Pirates of the Caribbean?
He didn't have a VCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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On December 28, 2010, scurvy dog Uncle Bear said:
Where does a pirate put their gold?
In a JARRRRRRrrrrrr!!
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From: My niece
On May 13, 2012, captain Kathy Logsdon said:
What is Pirate's favorite Caribbean place?
ARRRUBA!
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From: my friend BARRY
On January 10, 2009, barnacle bitten me said:
Who gets all their movies for free?
Pirates!
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On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call 1000 pirates in a room?
Avast conspiracy!
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On April 15, 2007, the grog-addicted Cap'n Alison said:
Why did the pirate join the debate team?
Because he liked to Arrrrrrgue!
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From: My silly little head
On October 17, 2006, scurvy knave Machete Dan said:
What do you call a pirate that sets fire to his own ship?
An ARRRRRRRsonist!
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