- These be jokes 271 - 280 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On June 1, 2007, seven sea sailin' Chimpboy said:
Why do pirates sail in boats?
Because they can't drive CARRRRRrrrrrss!
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On December 7, 2010, the dreaded Pirate J.Marriner said:
What do you call a pirate's blind grandmother?
No eyed Dearrrrr!!!!
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From: not sure |
On April 9, 2008, scurvy dog Joseph said:
What do Mexican pirates eat?
Chili con cAAAARRRRrne!!!!
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
Why couldn't the pirate watch Pirates of the Caribbean?
He didn't have a VCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 28, 2010, scurvy knave Uncle Bear said:
Where does a pirate put their gold?
In a JARRRRRRrrrrrr!!
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From: My niece |
On May 13, 2012, scurvy knave Kathy Logsdon said:
What is Pirate's favorite Caribbean place?
ARRRUBA!
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From: my friend BARRY |
On January 10, 2009, one-legged me said:
Who gets all their movies for free?
Pirates!
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From: a video |
On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call 1000 pirates in a room?
Avast conspiracy!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On April 15, 2007, the sea-bitten Cap'n Alison said:
Why did the pirate join the debate team?
Because he liked to Arrrrrrgue!
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From: My silly little head |
On October 17, 2006, scurvy dog Machete Dan said:
What do you call a pirate that sets fire to his own ship?
An ARRRRRRRsonist!
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From: I thought it up |
