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On June 14, 2006, scurvy dog Todd TePoel said:
How did the pirate learn how to read?
"Hooked" on phonics!
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From: Myself
On March 19, 2014, the most piratical Marlene said:
What do pirates do with their emails?
They ARRRRchive them!
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From: The greatness of my mind
On December 28, 2010, the sea-bitten Ashly Star said:
What is a pirate's favorite band?
A MARRRRrrrrrrrrrching band!!
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From: My aunt, uncle, and Pizza Hut
On July 2, 2007, regular scallywag Kenny owner of rickshaw dumpling bar said:
What did all the pirates say to the last pirate to come to the party?
Ahoy Latey!!!!
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From: I made it up myself if you can believe it!
On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What is the best school for pirates to go to?
Harrrrrrrvard!
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From: Meself
On September 19, 2007, scurvy knave Dan Brannan said:
What's a pirates favorite nucleic acid? (this is a smart pirate)
ArrrrrrNA! (RNA)
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From: Nerdy students of biology
On September 19, 2008, land-lubber Drew Baldwin said:
What kind of shoppers are pirates?
Barrrrrrrgain shoppers!
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From: made up
On May 27, 2012, the most piratical Calvin Agner AKA Capt. Calico Cal Sparrow said:
What is a pirates favorite soft drink?
Arrr-C Cola!
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From: Council Bluffs, IA
On February 1, 2006, regular scallywag Bruce said:
What's the pirate's wife's name?
Peggy!
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From: not sure
On September 19, 2011, the grog-addicted Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
How do Pirates cook their salmon?
On a cedar plank!
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From: Me again
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