- These be jokes 21 - 30 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On September 28, 2007, one-legged The BOBS Fan said:
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie!
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From: Me own charred remains of a brain |
On July 27, 2006, the grog-addicted Jim V. said:
Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
He had a killer left hook!
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From: Inspired by a "Rhymes With Orange" comic |
On July 4, 2006, the scurvy jennifer brown breath said:
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
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From: Who knows? |
On May 13, 2006, the dreaded Richard Kupfer said:
How many pirate jokes are lame?
Most of them ARR!
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From: My mind |
On November 11, 2014, barnacle bitten Rondo Goldwyn said:
What does ya call a pirate in great shape?
Gym lad!!!
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From: Rummaging around me noggin |
On January 23, 2009, captain Alex Fantastico said:
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!
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From: Made it up for Pirate Christmas! |
On January 23, 2014, the dreaded Morien Jones said:
What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
I, I, R, and the 7 Cs.
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On December 7, 2008, salty ol' Jason Hill said:
What did the pirate say to man who insulted him?
I know you ARR, but what am AYE?!!!!
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From: Heard it around the interblags |
On August 23, 2010, the grog-addicted Dean Mehling said:
As a child, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
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From: Emo Phillips |
On April 20, 2010, the dreaded Aaarrr(ggghhh)ron Hrcka said:
Why did the pirate have trouble keeping his car on the road?
Because the road was SCURVY!!!
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From: From me self |
