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On March 15, 2006, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What's really a pirate's favorite letter?
P! Because it's an R, but it's missing a leg!
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From: www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=mmmmiKo |
On September 18, 2013, the dreaded Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?
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From: My niece, at age 9 |
On September 19, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On October 17, 2005, scurvy knave Tim said:
So, there's this pirate ship in the midst of a long voyage. The men have grown terribly bored. A pirate amongst them happens to know a bunch of magic tricks, and he decides to put on a magic show. His parrot, however, is quite gossipy and can't keep it's mouth shut.
The pirate begins his first trick, and tha parrot gives it away by saying "rawwk, the coin is in the other hand, rawwk!"
Frustrated, the pirate tries another trick, but again, the parrot gives it away by blurting out "rawwk, look under the table, rawwk!"
This goes on for some time, to a point that the pirate can't manage to perform anything spectacular to entertain the crew. His anger towards his blabbermouth parrot eventually grows so phenomenal that one night he gets very drunk and accidentally crashes the ship into some rocks.
Sobering up the next morning, he finds himself adrift on some wreckage. The parrot, ever the attentive sidekick, happens to land next to him looking quite puzzled. It says to him:
"Rawwk, Okay, I give up, What'd ya do with the boat?"
The pirate begins his first trick, and tha parrot gives it away by saying "rawwk, the coin is in the other hand, rawwk!"
Frustrated, the pirate tries another trick, but again, the parrot gives it away by blurting out "rawwk, look under the table, rawwk!"
This goes on for some time, to a point that the pirate can't manage to perform anything spectacular to entertain the crew. His anger towards his blabbermouth parrot eventually grows so phenomenal that one night he gets very drunk and accidentally crashes the ship into some rocks.
Sobering up the next morning, he finds himself adrift on some wreckage. The parrot, ever the attentive sidekick, happens to land next to him looking quite puzzled. It says to him:
"Rawwk, Okay, I give up, What'd ya do with the boat?"
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From: Not sure.... |
On September 17, 2015, the most piratical Sonny A. said:
What does a pirate do when he's too wasted to get back to his ship?
He uses his ayePhone to call Uberrrrr.
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From: Half original/ half I looted from other pirates |
On June 12, 2005, the grog-addicted joyce said:
How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A buck-an-ear!
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From: told to me a few years ago... |
On September 19, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?
Right where you left him.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On August 10, 2007, chumbucket lickin' The-Captin-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named said:
One pirate said to his fellow crewmate, "Arrrgh, that be a fine looking hook and peg leg ye got for ye'self!"
The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and arm and a leg!"
The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and arm and a leg!"
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On March 19, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes?
8 pirates.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On July 31, 2014, scurvy dog Curtis said:
On a pirate ship in high seas, the First Mate was on lookout for hazards from the crow's nest. Suddenly, the ship was broadsided by a rogue wave, tossing the Mate from the nest! He crashed through the upper deck and landed square into the Captain's quarters. The Captain, surprised, says "Matey, ye be hurt!?"
"Narrrr Cap'n," replied the First Mate, "I've been through hardships before!"
"Narrrr Cap'n," replied the First Mate, "I've been through hardships before!"
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From: Oregon |
